On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
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The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
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Do you remember telling our cab driver you were going to fuck a penguin?
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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