so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
I just figured out the time exactly by how many shots and beers that I've had since this morning. I either have a terrible problem, or a great solution.
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
He did a backflip because drugs
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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