BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
And for some reason every time I get drunk I just want to tell you that I have a mini secret personal fan club of your dick
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
I could be doing way worse things besides texting him 'come over and bang my headache away'. i could be on meth
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