Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
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The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
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Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
Apparently "Do you want me to ruin your day now or later?" is not a good way to tell someone you're pregnant and it's theirs.
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
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