Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
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I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
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We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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