Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
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