If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
Just so you know there's a random man downstairs knocking on a door with a dozen roses and a 30 pack of beer. Unattractive or not, I'm inviting him in.
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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