I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
My fridge broke, and apparently the back is missing. The repair guy just fixed it with a pizza box. I didn't ask where the box came from, but it wasn't mine. Reason #20 why rent is cheap.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
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