i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
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my being single is dangerous.
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
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A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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