No awkward lesbian experiences without me
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Cover your peen. We're going out.
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