Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
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he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
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Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
He wrote on the bartenders notepad "phone?" So I wrote back "911"
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
I woke up on the couch screaming in pain. I don't know how ended up there or why my foot was double the size. all I know is I'm now in a cast and never drinking tequila again. worst hangover ever.
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
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