You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
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