he wouldn't shut up and let me sleep
yeah i got into a fight with my man last night
why can't men just shut up and put out?
home. puking in laundry basket.
He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
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I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
Somewhere between the 2 hours of sex and her urgently rushing to work she manged to steal all $329.33 in my jeans. Worst one night stand ever, she even took the pennies.
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
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How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
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