I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
I just googled if crying burns calories
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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