Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
And then he peed in my hair
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