i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
You need to go! It’s a midwestern wedding - the single girls out there think life ends at 25 if they don’t have a picket fence and family. That’s when your penis introduces himself
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