Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
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