so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
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Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
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Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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