you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
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He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
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Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
I woke up with a hangover and a man bun. Reached over to drink water and accidentally chugged raspberry vodka. So there's that.
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
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