I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
but why does your life always sound like the plot of a porn?
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
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