In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
I hate closet cases. I've been wooing this chick the entire quarantine. We finally meet up tonight, we're two drinks in, I've got my hand half way up her skirt and her husband calls. She promised to bring home dinner.
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