the guy I was hooking up with asked me if he could wear a guerilla suit during sex.
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
I just convinced a telemarketer I live in a tree.
What did he say?
He still asked if I want a home security system.
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