i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
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Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
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I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
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