OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
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Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Having to grow a landing strip to cover the bruises from pole dancing. Thanks for the birthday present, but next time, maybe just a gift card?
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I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
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