I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
My breath smells like gin and sadness
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
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