And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
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i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
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I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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