Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
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He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
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Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
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