Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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