My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
You are an awful beat friend I am goin to die in a car accident and then my corpse is going to be used by criminals ala weekend at bernies to rob a bank then my corpse will go to jail Thanks john Thanks for nuthin
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
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I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
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Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
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