.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
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