That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
Why did my mother make you get naked?
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
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