The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
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