Ran into that hot funeral director in the bar two days after the wake. pretty sure we drunk made out.
Grandpa would have been proud
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
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We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
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sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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