We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
No I am not eating basil off your cock
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
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