so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
my dad came in to wish me a happy birthday and found me passed out in my underwear with the lights on and a plate of meat on the bed. i bet he was proud to have contributed to my creation in that moment.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
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