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(313): View more from Michigan

you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser

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(323): View more from California

No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.

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(905): View more from Ontario

ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care

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(616): View more from Michigan

im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me

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(479): View more from Arkansas

He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.

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(847): View more from Illinois

Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"

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(704): View more from North Carolina

Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell

(1-704): View more from North Carolina

Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those

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(845): View more from New York

It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....

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(580): View more from Oklahoma

I just met his mom for the first time with a hang over. Then we went to watch his 8 year old cousin get baptized. Apparently his family loves me. I should drink more often.

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