Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
Guy Shares All The ‘New Discoveries’ He’s Made Since Moving In With His Girlfriend And It’s Hilariously Relatable
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
I should come with a disclaimer that reads "bad at relationships and defensive when confronted about it"
or maybe "WARNING: picks fights when bored"
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
He? As in you personified your dick?
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
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