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• (214): View more from Texas

  I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute

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• (262): View more from Wisconsin

  When I woke up his cat was sleeping on my face and i had scratch marks on my neck. not happy.

  (612): View more from Minnesota

  only room for one pussy in that bed.

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• (803): View more from South Carolina

  I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.

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• (708): View more from Illinois

  I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza

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• (708): View more from Illinois

  I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.

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• (902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

  you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had

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• (785): View more from Kansas

  Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?

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• (780): View more from Alberta, CA

  I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity

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• (607): View more from New York

  eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.

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• (812): View more from Indiana

  You know you're fucked up when you decide to pour fireball whiskey in your vegetable beef soup

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.

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• (914): View more from New York

  it's like that moment that you're driving and realize you're lost except instead of driving i'm just sitting here in my living room drunk, eating a plate of sausages, drinking red wine and just thinking "i'm going to be 28 this year. i know people who are married, with beautiful and well behaved children. where was the wrong turn?"

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• (605): View more from South Dakota

  Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob

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• (623): View more from Arizona

  I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.

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