Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
her vagina looked like bernie madoff
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
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Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
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I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
Ok, as his sister I didn't tell you this but he's very familiar with pregnancy symptoms. So next time he calls you fat freak him the hell out by asking if your ankles look swollen.
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