U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
I hit her tiny dog with a horseshoe an hour ago. Her and her mom cried as it laid on the ground shaking. Im drunk.
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
Randomize
