the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
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So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
After much deliberatipn and vodka, my favourite phrase of Christmas 2012 is "penis of last resort"
I don't know if I want context or not...
Context involves faux incest and champagne. Id go into detail but im on shot number 5.
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I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
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