she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
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