Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
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