TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
Also: that bruise on my leg where you left like 3 sets of teeth marks keeps getting run into the corners of desks and shit. And I can't even complain to anyone at work
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
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