yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Ever got a vibrator stuck in ur hair? Is worse that getting ur hairbrush stuck.
...well that sucks.
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
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