I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
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