dude beer before liquor = i want to shoot myself in the face
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
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I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
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I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
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