So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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