He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
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