She is in my trunk
We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
And literally 4loko margaritas are callin my name. They're like "Hey girl come on over here I'll make you forget about grades and boys and it'll be a good idea to send everyone 55 snapchats of your cleavage" ok
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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