So I tried to call my phone from his phone and was like, "hey, my name is not in here..I thought you had my number" turns out he has my number saved as "gives good head"
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
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