Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
You turned to me, asked if I was having fun yet, and then threw up onto my jeans. Thanks for the awesome first time partying experience
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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